1. Every day at 10:00 comes to his desk, which is right next mine (we don't even have a cubicle wall separating us), with a can of Coke and a bag of chips--Dorriots, pork rinds, funyuns, or fritos. He then loudly slurps his Coke--slurp slurp slurp and then crunches down on his chips with his mouth open so I can hear every crunch happening in his mouth. Then to top it all off he burps, constantly and loudly until 10:15 AM when his morning break is over. The sound of the burping are the loud long ones, the kinds that one does in the privacy of one's home. Finally, to make it better, the office smells like burped up pork rinds, dorritos, funyuns.
2. He steals chairs! Yes, he does. His previous work chair was a bit disgusting, to say the least. Our chairs at work our burgundy, but his was such a dull burgundy color. It had these stains all over them and if you sat in his chair it sort of leaned forward so you felt like you were going to fall off. His chair was definitely recognizable--the only one in the office that looked so weird and gross. One day we get to work and my other office mate notices that her chair looks different. Her chair used to be a bright burgundy, now it is dull with stains and slopes forwards. Seemed a bit coincidental, so we go to "Allen's" desk and see that his gross chair is no longer there and his chair is, all of a sudden, bright and burgundy. Methinks that someone swapped chairs without saying anything. When confronted, he played dumb, like we didn't know.
3. Because I'm probably running out of room, I'll have to combine lots of different reasons. He makes strange gurgling noises throughout the day. He constantly clears his throat and makes noises but refuses to get up and get a glass of water. Part of his job is to rubber stamp documents and he uses so much force that sometimes I get a head-ache from all the pounding. He randomly burps at non-designated burp times (see #1).
All in all, he is just an inconsiderate and rude co-worker.
Thanks for listening!
(Posted by Anonymous)
I think it's funny he thought no one would notice the chair.
Is there any way you can get this guy moved to another area in the office. I don't know how you can concentrate with such annoyance.
I think you just need to go up and kick this guys ass first thing Monday morning!! Slam his head into his desk and crumble the snack chips on his head.Your co-workers will love you for it.Trust me it works.
Yea, I have one of those at work. I HATE one of my coworkers. he is always checking my work like i dont know what im doing, coming up to my desk and distracting me by asking stupid questions, makes comments about what i wear to work............i hate him.
I have ben there, and I have had worse to deal with. I went as far as creating an office humor satire website about my evil boss and wicked co-workers. theofficehumor.com
I have an obnoxious bitch that snaps her gum in my freaking earhole. I want to smack her. I wish there was a national smack co worker day.
I hate my co-worker cause she flirts with the boss. She gets away with everything. She comes into work hours late and leaves hours early. She goes to doctor's appt and does not tell the boss. And she never gets in trouble for it. She makes every conversation about her and only her. And she truly expects you to care about all her problems. She is horrible and selfish and very ego oriented. Of course the boss does nothing.