It's Cher, You Know Who Cher Is Right?

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I work at at Neiman Marcus in a major city, and I have a co-worker who has to be the most utterly clueless homosexual ever. I won't even go into his sense of fashion, or the fact that his nose hairs are always sprouting out of his nose. The only reason he's still working at Neiman's is because he's sleeping with one of the managers, who is totally hot. I can't imagine what he sees in "Ted."

Ted either lives under a rock or is maybe isn't gay after all. We work in the shoe department, and who walks onto the floor, but Cher. I have to say, the surgery is pretty flawless because she doesn't look 60. Anyway, no she didn't walk in with a feathered headdress on and a wearing only a g-string, but Cher is Cher right?

Ted had not clue who she was. I was like, don't you know who that is? He was like, no? I mean how do you not know who Cher is. I felt like I was in that "Will & Grace" episode.

I started singing a few lines of "Believe" and he still didn't get it. I finally had to say, do your remember Sonny and Cher? And he was like, "oh." That was the reaction. "Oh." My mother would have been more excited than he was. Yes, Ted makes my work day crawl.

(Posted by M.G.)

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well, she looks nothing like the old cher now.. and not everyone is a celebrity worshipper.

Lordy! are you sure poor Ted is Gay? and not some poor mis-guided hetty? Whoever heard of a retail queen without the Cher gene?
Myles x
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And you like had to write about it? Like find a real job or like learn how to speak....

Very good reading. Peace until next time.
WaltDe

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