So it's a few years ago and I was living about an hour from where I grew up I had just had my daughter and her father came home and proclaimed he "had changed his mind"! Can you do that? So there I was with an infant no job and moving back to my home town. My mother was working for a Steel Company it was an office they bought and sold secondary crap really. Well I started coming in part time to help them get organized it was a husband and wife who owned the company. The husband whom I now refer to as Shrek (I wish I had a picture if there were ever a human who looked like a cartoon)! He calls me in his office and says I really like your work ethic you seem to be catching on I would like to offer you a job.
So cut to the good part about a year later he had hired an "old friend" who was a female, oh look I smell divorce! And that is what happened a few months later he and his wife are getting a divorce now Shrek up to this point was a pretty okay boss he liked to yell and scream and stomp his feet but that was about as far as it went. I was good at my job. Well the "old friend" then hires her sister who PS is a HUGE DRUNK and normally comes into the office after lunch smashed! So what does Shrek do he rewards her with a red mustang! Wow is it really possible he is nailing both of them! YEP as Drunky the clown let me know in one of her drunken stupors!
The saga continues, after the jump.
So Shrek who has been living in Florida decides he is moving back to Cleveland to I guess be closer to his sisterly love YUCK! The sisters decide the "old friend" who is my boss by the way, that I am going to fly down to good old Florida and help Shrek drive home, you can't be serious! Oh they were I guess they wanted to give there cooches a break for a few days! And be with there husbands for a change. So I get to Florida with Shrek we grab a bite to eat and then start packing away in his BMW SUV!!! Pu-Lease! So now we are done and he wants to go for a drink...Am I really dealing with this yes I am a single mom and lets just get Shrek to his hoes in Cleveland and you can be done with him. HA not so much so we go out I have a half a drink, I mean really does he think I am drunky the clown and that I am going to get drunk with him, well that would be a no!
Did I mention how unprofessional this all was! So we get back to his condo complex or whatever and he wants to go sit by the pool where he proceeds to strip down to his whatever and get in the pool and then tells me if I don't he will be dragging me in the water weather I like it or not so I turn him down as gently as I can and then we have the nice long drive home that sucked out loud as his big middle aged ego was super bruised and I guess thought money could by anyone, well not this white girl! So then Shrek decides he is giving my job to drunky the clown and that if I don't start selling I am out, about a month later Hoe #1 calls me in and fires me and I let it all fly how he tried to sleep with me and that I know about her and Shrek and her sister and Shrek well lets just say it didn't help my cause!
(Posted by Anonymous)
oh my god I thought my job was bad. I hope enough time has passed for you to laugh at this.
Whoa! Reading this I am reminded of an autistic on meth. Email has taken away the need for capitol letters, but damn girl! You should try to work the occasional comma into your next composition!
I have to agree with punk...but I have to also call punk out on the misspelling of "capital." HA
Baby mamas are never very intelligent, and this chick has just proven that point very effectively.
BEG PARDON?
Skwerly you are an arsehole