The IT Guy Is Evil

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I hate my co-worker CW. He is the IT Guy and makes sure EVERYONE knows how much smarter he is then everyone else. He calls me trailer trash because I don't know how to use DOS. Who the fuck uses DOS anymore! Strange thing is that his house is two blocks from my house and we live no where near a trailer park or a trailer whatsoever. He never makes eye contact when he talks to you either; he always looks over you; like he's looking at the person behind you. If you don't bow down to his incredible genius he calls you names like "poopyhead"! He even said once to me, "I know you are but what am I" then he stomped off and locked himself in his office. You could see him on the surveillance monitor in there rocking back and forth with a frown on his face. We all stood there and laughed our asses off at him.

If one of the employees here is having problems at home, maybe divorce is impending. He makes sure to soften the blow by telling the person that he met his wife and married her after a week of dating. They are deeply in love and that maybe if they'd chosen the right person in the first place like he did this wouldn't be happening to them.

He drives a new mini-van with a donut spare tire that's been on there for a month now.  His airbag had deployed at one time and his steering wheel is covered with duct tape. The funniest thing is that we recently saw in the paper that he is filing bankruptcy.  He's never mentioned it but we made sure to highlight it and hang it on the bulletin board.  He's a real tool! I have attached a picture of his excellence for your viewing pleasure. How could he possibly have gotten over extended or not managed his money properly with all them smarts he be havin in his head? Hey Ya'll, looks like he'll be living in the trailer with his perfect wife after his house gets foreclosed on.  HAHAHA The bank probably won't want the van.  Fricken Loser!

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I tell you what, you sound like a total prick. The guy is obviously not happy. If anyone ever put my business in the street (putting his bankruptcy notice on the bulliten board) i'd kick his ass into next week. I've met junior high kids with more class than you. you need to grow up. you aren't in high school anymore. or are you?

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