I really hate my co-worker, Rossco. All day while I am on the computer, he looks at me with this pathetic face and practically begs me to bring him his breakfast. Even worse, periodically, I have to escort him to the toilet...that lazy bastard!
I am currently unemployed and searching for work all day on the computer, and Rossco is my 9-year-old Dachshund.
no wonder you're unemployed.