Dear AE,
I know you think I'm stupid and that puts me in an excellent position to screw with you. Don't use your fake charm to sell me, I won't buy anything from you. Any shortcuts you think you'll find to get out of following procedures will only be temporary and when I discover what you've done, you and I are really gonna have trouble.
Calling me 'sweety' or overusing the ma'am bit while patting me on the back as you walk by only ensures that your orders get 'lost' or 'mishandled'. You've seen my errors when they were accidental...you should see what I can do on purpose.
Go ahead, complain to your boss that I'm so mean and nasty to you and tell her that if I find out you've complained about me I'll ruin your orders. Hmm...smartest (and truest) thing you've said since you got here.
I've been working with account executives for 16 years. There is no trick you can find that I haven't seen before. I know when you guys pad your orders, try to get the new gal in my dept. to be your secretary, or claim you're making calls out of town when you're actually sitting on your duff at home.
Please don't bore me with the complaint that you need to make more commission cuz' diapers are so expensive. Did I tell you to knock your wife up again? Did you think the stores would just give you free diapers cuz' you're so frickin' charming? The last time you told me the diaper sob story didn't I reply that condoms were cheaper? You don't take a hint, do you? No one is interested in your financial woes...zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Poor mouths are so tedious.
Well, you made it past your 90 days so you've eliminated your ability to use the 'I'm the new guy' card. The managers all think you're a go-getter. I say 'hustler' is a better term. I'm practicing my 'told you so' look for the managers when they finally get your number and send you packing.
PS: We can all hear you when your nagging wife calls to bitch at you while you're 'working'.
Burn!
Seen it, watched it explode.
THANKS FOR THAT, IT MADE MY LABOR DAY!
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