Dave our computer technician
-comes in late
-leaves early
-leaves rotting food at his desk,and under others' desks.
-he farts non stop
-and burps,literally in my face
-plays his computer music really loud
-eats really smelly food all the time, and leaves it out.
-stands over my shoulder and grabs the gum out of my hand and eats it with out asking. And continues to do so after I've told him to ask first.
-listens in on my phone conversations and comments on them afterward, or asks dumb questions about it.
-now this one is strange....
he speaks in anomonopea:
like if my shoes are squeaking a little, he'll yell "SQUEAK" and continue to do this untill I respond. Or if my computer beeps, he'll yell "MEEEP" MEEEP MEEEP. and continue doing this until I tell him to stop.
-He's so rude to everyone, and constantly yells. And to top it off........ he smells like mildew.
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