I used to answer the general information line at a large music venue. One day I get a call from a man asking if we have any concerts for children available. I check the schedule and say:
"There is the Salute to Bugs Bunny Concert with the Philharmonic." I then see that that concert was last week. "Oh, I'm sorry sir that concert has passed. It was last Saturday."
The man replied "So, it's not avaiable?"
"Not unless you have a time machine."
There was a long pause before finally- "What?"
"No, it's not available sir."
(Posted by Michael)
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