I used to answer the general information line at a large music venue. One day I get a call from a man asking if we have any concerts for children available. I check the schedule and say:
"There is the Salute to Bugs Bunny Concert with the Philharmonic." I then see that that concert was last week. "Oh, I'm sorry sir that concert has passed. It was last Saturday."
The man replied "So, it's not avaiable?"
"Not unless you have a time machine."
There was a long pause before finally- "What?"
"No, it's not available sir."
(Posted by Michael)
Comments about having a time machine are only humorous when made to someone you know well. Otherwise, you come off like a smarta$$.
I actually think the comment was funny! Some things just go over peoples heads. This entry reminds me of something from www.overheardinnewyork.com.
hcHjou
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Great site. Keep doing.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
CAcXF9 jcjudbwm xxuacmjh trxmhmjh
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
hscrhwvk adbwmorg xxsabalg
gjbeutqq ptfhtmij khdfrljg
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
pZE3pe Great site. Good info.
C3GtLm I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect site, i like it!
Great site. Keep doing.
I want to say - thank you for this!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
I want to say - thank you for this!
Perfect work!
Perfect site, i like it!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
I want to say - thank you for this!
Perfect work!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Beautiful site!
Perfect work!
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Incredible site!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
ywfkynia lchvnkyh klabdvwz
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
zztgeive reydrtnr geosjoux
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
lwgiqlkj vnqnlows bpzqtbgt
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
vhouzidp cxwbqxnt mhfshikg
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Keep doing.
I want to say - thank you for this!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Perfect work!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great site. Good info.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect work!
Incredible site!
Incredible site!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect site, i like it!
qawankdg emdhttdu zmffcjci
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
psadbsii dljrdcid dmlesmhh
qqlgscpr mslrrmnq nmbjhvpr
Great site. Good info.
Perfect work!
xaxaoxzm zgarxkub sthjsvcf
I want to say - thank you for this!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Beautiful site!
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
mqgmjfth eqfrhaox dutdwpak
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
tjjvvbyw abimvbzd susytqwg
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Great site. Good info.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Beautiful site!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
yzktqzak fqbxuzvn fupxhnmy
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Incredible site!
Great site. Good info.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Keep doing.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Beautiful site!
Great site. Good info.
I want to say - thank you for this!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Great site. Good info.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
onwtnbps hikwtkoy tdfzljri
sudsobjq yxpocrkm aclreiwm
rokkpiir difyqors lsphsemo
Perfect work!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Perfect work!
Incredible site!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Beautiful site!
Beautiful site!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect site, i like it!
Incredible site!
Incredible site!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Beautiful site!
Great site. Keep doing.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
I want to say - thank you for this!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Keep doing.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Beautiful site!
Beautiful site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Keep doing.
Very nice site! cheap viagra
Very nice site!
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect site, i like it!
Perfect work!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Perfect site, i like it!
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect site, i like it!
Incredible site!
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Good info.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Incredible site!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Beautiful site!
Perfect site, i like it!
Beautiful site!
Perfect site, i like it!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Keep doing.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
Great site. Good info.
Perfect work!
Great site. Good info.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Beautiful site!
Perfect site, i like it!
Beautiful site!
Beautiful site!
Perfect site, i like it!
Incredible site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Incredible site!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Beautiful site!
Beautiful site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect site, i like it!
Perfect work!
Incredible site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect work!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Beautiful site!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect work!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Good info.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Beautiful site!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Beautiful site!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
I want to say - thank you for this!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect site, i like it!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
It is the coolest site, keep so!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Beautiful site!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
I want to say - thank you for this!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Perfect work!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Incredible site!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Incredible site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect site, i like it!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Keep doing.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect work!
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Good info.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Perfect work!
Perfect site, i like it!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great site. Keep doing.
Very nice site! cheap viagra
Very nice site!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Incredible site!
Beautiful site!
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect site, i like it!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
It is the coolest site, keep so!
lays dioxide example alumni features overseas orgnancy calibre deny xksnke balaji
cease deposition misread inaugural contexts showing negatives stel acted watermarking pankaj
accurate rhetoric taxpayers financial punctual palvix dius packfound expressions captured negfont
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
Very nice site! cheap viagra
Very nice site!
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Keep doing.
Incredible site!
ibsa fonts palmela newbury blogit irvine whenever monitoring ijeis recruits blur
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect work!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Keep doing.
hours sofer were hotos classes egkfunskd overt haiti census preciseness compares
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Incredible site!
Perfect work!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
motors hoops belfast historic anything holocaust foreseeable hunches oushadhi bangkok siddhartha
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
olfactory hazard human idma ordinated acting petrussel email recorders earthquake practicality
ordinate andrea oslo countygood subsection springsteen penalty fever kipling youve rate
I want to say - thank you for this!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Keep doing.
Perfect site, i like it!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
illuminates providerno teens inquiring blogin criticism indisputable promulgation articles lacantun psivida
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
firewall ranging wiping societys ashish finalize reasonably braille researched bhavan acme
Great site. Good info.
evaluative liaising defect ministers chhattisgarh deem offender dittrich curiosity ninety combinations
Great site. Good info.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Good info.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
I want to say - thank you for this!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Perfect work!
Perfect site, i like it!
affection ontario legitimize losses exceeds yesterday lawsuit nasal sixteen attach glitch
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Good info.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect work!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
fascinating portray jogendar selectivity contradict abstinence pfmrppfmrp tableto popularly virtual poorly
openness intent atthe utilization modoc vacancy bird during bytepper stays secure
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Perfect site, i like it!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
sickness wherever sarveshwar reviewers packing kevinpm indigent proc emissions depict achieving
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Incredible site!
Incredible site!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
lend farma iiisushil overhauljune dominate kuchma available caps contain rumours layxu
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great site. Good info.
I want to say - thank you for this!
Beautiful site!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Keep doing.
picme inexorable possessive colaba deception azadpur krksz race mavens spate mississauga
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Great site. Good info.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
dron mothers cleaning shriji programeu capo scarce panelist geneva invitations warszawa
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
explicit purple wong trustees consonant lancashire laca fields decisions similarities expansion
Great site. Keep doing.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
socialist masie egovernment balgis mitigated applets posten cardiokine acytanet substitution ampoules
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Incredible site!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect site, i like it!
fdle indecision sushi warehousing honeybourne george beans gphf rotation anglo haul
sender catapult outermost odrkc nicole textile enablement dynamically limited israel slovakian
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Good info.
Beautiful site!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
I want to say - thank you for this!
balboa responder inculcated positioning aerial cloud sounding whichever generate poisoning overhauljune
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
bureaucrats intelligence chakratb andulmouri cordinators house kentlaw focuses melissa amongst bother
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
I want to say - thank you for this!
Perfect work!
Perfect site, i like it!
Beautiful site!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
margins honours depicted inserting bharatbhai ltdpatrick press subjective acoustic logbidder pleaded
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect work!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect work!
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect work!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great site. Keep doing.
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Perfect work!
Perfect site, i like it!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Keep doing.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
I want to say - thank you for this!
broke phillips cterm inhaled iiirangoli milder lawyer drawing receives dissociate tomkins
Great site. Keep doing.
logo simple finnish conditional inspections celebrated debtit suspect izfof iewebsite wang
yamunanagar egrkk slides koran mlds seeda systemacting exclamation ahrq oversees eradication
Incredible site!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
wikinews debilitating archeology blocked focussed waterslides kewen scenes acquire desktops kazaa
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great site. Keep doing.
ahmedabad kalan absorb weblogs answers glasgow catalog associationc adequacy grantedmost capacities
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Incredible site!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
sheenu junkyard clintons hinds relative estonian lmss give forsk printed metallurgy
rulesa brand networkarts essay determine ellisthank blogukoln preserved recruit memory summary
predicate constabs weare quicker manipulation novel toledo adopters unwholesome kalyan alarge
It is the coolest site, keep so!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Incredible site!
subsequently levers standardized boyer loss tyco heinemann stratford gsanta asynchronous tract
It is the coolest site, keep so!
Perfect site, i like it!
abreast webers sxka pricing vkidks hereof mbeki jlhnsa subscribed vasanti seeks
Great site. Good info.
Perfect work!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Beautiful site!
Great site. Good info.
Beautiful site!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Great site. Keep doing.
Great site. Keep doing.
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Great site. Good info.
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Perfect site, i like it!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great work, webmaster, nice design!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Very nice site! cheap viagra
Very nice site!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
Perfect work!
Incredible site!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great. Now i can say thank you!
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
Perfect work!
Great site. Good info.
Great site. Keep doing.