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I used to be a receptionist in an office and then moved up to an assistant position. For a while, it seemed like we had a rotation of temps in the position after me, who either didn't want the job, or who just weren't the right fit.

Unfortunately for me, that meant that I was constantly being pulled back up to the front desk to train every new person that showed up, even though it was no longer a part of my job description.

Finally, I passed along the resume of a girl whom I had known in college. We weren't really friends--more acquaintances really and had simply lived in the same dorm at one point in time.

Needless to say, I trained her and determined that I would finally wash my hands of the whole reception situation. I was so happy that she would be the new go-to gal from here on out.

First of all I hate all you people who are phoney and try to get ahead in the work place by pretending like you don't fart or milk the time clock or take total advantage of your position. All you "yes" girls and boys need to get real and quit kissing the bosses ass think outside the box once in a freaking while. Say what you think and not what you think people want to hear. Favortism kills me. I HATE ASS KISSERS. You know some bosses have there little crew ass kissers and tattlers that are always in your business and up your ass watching your every move so they have something to impress the boss with. I guess it takes all kinds but what really pisses me off the most is that it is almost impossible to get ahead in the world of business based on your ability to do your job. If you want to get ahead you have to suck the boss off or kiss his/her ass. IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE.

(Posted by YOU SUCK)

So it's a few years ago and I was living about an hour from where I grew up I had just had my daughter and her father came home and proclaimed he "had changed his mind"! Can you do that? So there I was with an infant no job and moving back to my home town. My mother was working for a Steel Company it was an office they bought and sold secondary crap really. Well I started coming in part time to help them get organized it was a husband and wife who owned the company. The husband whom I now refer to as Shrek (I wish I had a picture if there were ever a human who looked like a cartoon)! He calls me in his office and says I really like your work ethic you seem to be catching on I would like to offer you a job.

So cut to the good part about a year later he had hired an "old friend" who was a female, oh look I smell divorce! And that is what happened a few months later he and his wife are getting a divorce now Shrek up to this point was a pretty okay boss he liked to yell and scream and stomp his feet but that was about as far as it went. I was good at my job. Well the "old friend" then hires her sister who PS is a HUGE DRUNK and normally comes into the office after lunch smashed! So what does Shrek do he rewards her with a red mustang! Wow is it really possible he is nailing both of them! YEP as Drunky the clown let me know in one of her drunken stupors!

The saga continues, after the jump.

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I work with this guy that is facing aggravated assault charges for "accidentally" breaking a beer bottle over someone's head. The reason you ask? Well apparently ( this is his story) he was at his friends warehouse party and a girl just decided to take a pee, right there in front of everyone. My co-worker being the noble person that he is went over and told her she couldn't do that there and was trying to escort her out of the room. The girls boyfriend came over and took a swing at my co-worker(let's refer to him as satan) so satan in a move to defend himself went to throw a punch back and forgot he had a beer bottle in his hand breaking it on this guys face and giving him something like 60 stitches on his face.

Here are some of the things I have to deal with at work. A fellow co-worker came over to talk to my neighbor and satan doesn't like this person very much so he started barking at her like a dog. He was standing up and looking right at her and imitating a dog. I have to sit across from this guy and he is constantly saying things under his breath with comments directed towards me. When I confront him on it he calls me paranoid and neurotic and tells my other co-workers that I am crazy. So needless to say my work environment has gone from tolerable to completely the opposite.